Wednesday, January 28, 2009

as i recall, it was a horror film

Jizz in my pants still cracks me up 



and i love how wiki breaks down the plot of this song and it becomes funny on a different level

''The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims's apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizz[es] in [his] pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates in the check-out line of a grocery store, where Sigler is working. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor in the grocery store. Samberg then leaves a movie theater, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in [his] pants". Samberg and Taccone then begin to sing about how they easily "jizz in [their] pants" from an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character at the end of The Sixth Sense, and eating a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that, whenever they are next to girls, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms."

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

feeding fire with firewood

fuck. ouch. fuck.

one of my back teeth is retarded so im constantly biting the inside of my cheek. 

and now its bleeding.

shit off.

excuse my rant.

Monday, January 19, 2009

just because.

xx

ice flow, nowhere to go

i fucking love the mighty boosh. and ive got a big man-crush on noel fielding (right)

its been hot. too fucking hot. laptop is making my hands shweaty. and why is it such a hassle to upload photos to a blog?

other than that, not much is new. still freaking out about interviews but ive at least got a good chunk of photos ready to go. im still waiting for work to back-pay me before i can get printing done . . . ive got about $20 to last me till thursday. balls to that.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

the cake is a lie

45 degrees. too. fucking. hot.

currently hiding inside working on photography portfolio . . . which ive got like two weeks to finish since ive been putting off on account of nervousness and general hatred of my photos.  so i figured id finish the last half of it off to have it done then spend the last week or so going over it and adding or subtracting things. ive just finished going through my film photos and they pretty much suck. ive managed to find one shot that i fucking love and a couple that are maybes . . . i mean i love the maybes but they dont really fit in.

ugh. sucks.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

ev..ever...more?

what the fuck happened? evermore dissappear for a few months and then pop back in with a new sound and new hair. the lead singer now looks like a blonde robert smith and the drummer looks like he's straight out of nazi germany. 

that aside, im currently in the loungeroom wondering what to do while listening to jannelle monae.

BTW if you read this fil, post a link to your blog for me since i cant find the fucking thing! (and anyone else i know that blogs, feel free to post a link so i have fun things to read)

ive had an eventful couple of days which is pretty neat. there's been a big upheaval at work which has left us without a manager AND a 2ic and things are slowly starting to work themselves out. sort of.

aaaannnddddd yesterday i had a really good day out with the missus :)

we ended up first at DFO (which sucked balls and i only ended up buying 2 pairs of fat converse laces but it was still fun hanging out) then worked our way to parra westfield for random shopping and a visit to work to see peter. and i got a sweet carhartt satchel bag for $60

now ive got a beach trip with jo next week to look forward to!

AND I WANT GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR. I FUCKING RIP THOSE DRUMS UP.

oh and fils link got me youtubing.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BnevMn60Unk&feature=channel

xx

peace